Sorcerer's Quarterly

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The materials used in the building of a magical structure need to be carefully chosen.

I M Meen, head of the Society of Wicked Wizards, used the best Magic Maze Marble from Sinister Structure Supplies to build his famous Magic Labyrinth

"When you're building something as big as my labyrinth," said Meen, "you've got to use the best materials."

Mr Meen further stated that he has trapped over one hundred "little goody-goody bookworms" in his labyrinth since it was completed three months ago.

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This year's Man of the Year has written a large number of poems and short stories. His published poems include A World Without Meen, "Silly Little Gnome," and You Know How Much I Love Me.

Meen's short stories have appeared in the magazines Unlikely Tales and Baloney Bimonthly. These stories include Meen on Danger Island and The Ghost and Mr. Meen.

He began working on his first novel this morning and hopes to have it finished by tomorrow night.

You can't rush quality, Meen told our reporters. Best of luck to our Man of the Year, Ignatius Mortimer Meen!